about me

Hey, y'all! I'm Brooke. Sarcasm and four letter words are my love language. I take my coffee with 2 sugars and lots of creamer. Amazon Prime > Costco. The fastest way to my heart is feeding my sweet tooth. I'm a stay at home mom by day with insomniac predilections that I utilize at my "other" job as a night shift ED nurse. I live with my better half, toddler, and two furry children in a fixer-upper in the suburbs of Washington D.C.